MicroChilli presents
A full day profit workshop for female founders in service based businesses.
You're turning over serious revenue. So why does it feel like there's nothing left for you?
Vision
That's not a fantasy. That's what happens when you stop chasing revenue and start building profit.
That's exactly what Where The F##k Is My Money? is designed to help you create.
The problem
Here's what's actually happening right now.
You're consistently hitting strong revenue numbers, but you're still last on the payment list in your own business.
Every time revenue goes up, your expenses seem to go up with it. The gap between what comes in and what you take home never seems to close.
You're working harder than ever, but your actual pay packet tells a very different story to your invoice total.
You lie awake at 3am asking yourself: how is my business turning over $300k and I'm still struggling to pay myself?
You've tried hitting the next revenue milestone, launching new offers, hiring more help, and nothing has actually fixed it.
You're not bad at business. You're just missing the system.
What you'll learn
Here's what we're covering.
01
Know exactly what your business needs to pay you.
Most founders have never calculated the real number their business needs to generate for them to live the life they designed it for. You will leave today knowing that number with total precision, and everything else in the day works toward closing the gap to it.
02
The honest picture, no judgement.
You know your revenue. Do you know what's actually making it to your pocket? In this session you map your real numbers: revenue, take home, and the gap between where you are and your freedom number. For most women in this room, seeing it in black and white is the moment everything changes.
03
Find the money you didn't know you were losing.
Before you chase new revenue, you need to fix what's already leaking. Most $300k plus businesses are quietly losing $2,000 to $5,000 every month in forgotten subscriptions, underused tools and unchecked costs. You'll find yours, from memory, in minutes, and feel the annual cost of staying comfortable.
04
Charge for the value you bring.
The moment you package your services your hourly rate becomes invisible. Your client stops buying your time and starts buying the outcome. In this session you'll understand exactly why packaging is the fastest path to your freedom number, and why what you charge has nothing to do with what your clients will pay.
05
See exactly what moving one lever does to your take home.
What happens to your take home if you raise your prices by 10%? What if you added two new clients per month? The CEO decision engine shows you, live, in real time, with real numbers. By the end of this session you will see exactly what it takes to close your gap. Not in theory. In your actual business.
Plus: live hot seats throughout the day. Your questions answered. Your numbers looked at. Real feedback, in real time.
Identity shift
The difference between a founder who's constantly stressed about cash flow and a founder who pays herself $15,000 to $20,000 a month isn't talent, hustle, or even revenue. It's a profit system.
Right now
Reactive, revenue focused, hoping the numbers work out. Impressive on the outside, privately exhausted on the inside. Lying awake at 3am.
After this workshop
Pays herself first. Knows her margins. Makes financial decisions from data, not panic. Doesn't lie awake at 3am anymore. Has a system, and the system works.
That identity is available to you. It starts in this room.
Who this is for
Results
"No freaking way would I have done this without Sharon. For the first time, I actually know my freedom number and what the business needs to generate to give me the life I want. I've cut subscriptions, found $10K in untapped group capacity, and added $5.5K through a price increase. And these school holidays? I was actually present with my family; not stressed, not distracted, not doing mental arithmetic about money. I'm not flying blind anymore. This is what financial clarity actually feels like."
Fibi, Founder, The Study Hub Tuition
"I can't recommend Sharon from MicroChilli enough! I found her through recommendations on Facebook and since first contact the whole process has been a breeze. She's got my books in order and sends me very useful monthly reports to help keep me on track."
Olivia, Founder, Dog Yog
Your future
Picture yourself 90 days from today.
That's not a fantasy. That's what happens when you stop scaling a broken model and start building a real profit structure.
That's exactly what Where The F##k Is My Money? is designed to help you create.
Why this is different
This is where female founders in professional services come to finally get honest, strategic, jargon free answers about their money. They leave with a plan they can actually implement.
What you won't get:
What you will get:
Built by a Chartered Management Accountant who has sat across the table from female founders at every revenue level and knows exactly why the money disappears.
All heat. No smoke.
About Sharon
I'm Sharon, founder of MicroChilli and a Chartered Management Accountant.
I know what it's like to look at your bank account and feel that sick knot in your stomach, because I've been there. I started my career as a young single mum, studying accounting while working full time, trying to figure out how to make money work when there wasn't much of it.
That experience didn't just shape my career. It became my mission. I've spent years helping female founders in professional services do one thing: turn their impressive revenue into actual profit they can take home. Not one day. Not eventually. Now.
Your investment
Limited spots
Date to be announced
$197
Limited spots available
Ready to go deeper? Profitable & Paid is your next step. Attendees get first access and a special offer on the day.
Your moment is now
When we're full, we're full.
The room
No judgement. No competition. No pretending everything's fine.
"The conversations that happen in rooms like this, over coffee, over lunch, in the hot seat, are worth the ticket alone."
FAQ
This is not accounting. This is profit strategy, and there's a massive difference. Your accountant looks backwards: tax, compliance, BAS. This workshop looks forward, at how to structure your business so you take home more, starting now. Most of our attendees have accountants. They come here for what their accountant doesn't give them.
Absolutely. This workshop is built for founders, not accountants. No jargon. No overwhelm. We make your numbers simple, visual and actionable, so you leave with answers, not more confusion. If you can read a bank statement, you can do this.
Here's the real question: what is another month of not knowing where your money goes actually costing you? If we identify and cut even one profit leak worth $500 a month, this workshop pays for itself two and a half times over. The cost of not attending is far higher than the ticket price.
You can't afford not to. The cycle you're in won't break itself, and another month of firefighting won't get you to a place where you can step back. One day, invested in the right strategy, can save you months of spinning your wheels. Your business needs you to do this.
Date and venue will be confirmed very soon. Add yourself to the waitlist now to be first to know, and to lock in the early bird rate before the official launch.
You'll leave today knowing your freedom number, your reality gap and exactly what's been quietly draining your profit. You'll understand why your pricing needs to change and what one small shift does to your take home. You'll leave with clarity, a number to chase and the three things you're doing this week to start closing the gap. For those ready to go deeper, Profitable & Paid is your next step, and attendees get first access and a special in room offer on the day.
Still have questions?
This is your moment
You've worked too hard, sacrificed too much, and built something too real to keep walking away with the wrong end of the deal.
One day. One room. One profit plan that changes everything.
MicroChilli. All heat. No smoke.